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Garett’s Hairline

The worst hairline in all existence. This hairline is so crooked that even an anus is straighter than it. Merely looking at this hairline will burn your eyeballs to ashes, and it will overwhelm your brain as well, frying it and instantly killing you.

Look away! It’s Garett’s Hairline!”

by BigBabyShrek February 27, 2019


Trey hairline

A hair line looks like a fadder and plays temple run all day

Trey hairline looks like lebron james on 2k

by Trey asscrack May 11, 2015

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jojo hairline

Something that not straight

Jay:have u seen jojo hairline

Josian: u mean that thing that not straight

by Whyisyougay June 23, 2021


Receding Hairline

One who's bad at deep meaningful tweets, has an expected massive forehead, one whom believes they are blacker than one truly is. Tries at everything but never really accomplishes much.

Person#1: duuude that new guy in class is such a receder like did you see that receding hairline it's almost excpeted that he's a douche.

Person#2: I get it I really do I mean just take a look at his tweets it's just bad bro.

by Harribalsach September 16, 2015

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mcdonald's hairline

Word that means someone's hairline is wavy like the McDonald's logo

That dude got a McDonald's hairline

by MrStealYoGirl69 February 15, 2017

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Crooked hairline

A joke used to talk about another person hairline.

"Yo alex your hairline crooked."
"Kobi you need to get that crooked hairline fix"

by Honeykiller34 July 9, 2017

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neandrathal hairline

A hairline that appears much lower on the forehead than the average hairline. The opposite of a receding hairline.....a "proceeding" hairline, if you will.

Guy "A"- Did you see that hairy chick's

neandrathal hairline?

Guy "B"- Her hairline almost touched her unibrow. I think

we just saw the missing link.

by redroxx50 March 5, 2012

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