Half and Half pass

The art of handing the half and half to the person next to you while prepping your coffee at a Starbucks. Also a great time to strike up a conversation about the coffee or anything else.

The Half and half pass is the perfect way to strike up a conversation while prepping coffee. Damn its almost empty, hell of a way to start the week huh?

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half chips - half rice

Used to describe someone who enjoys sampling both types of sexual genitalia so much they simply cannot choose a preference, therefore simply enjoying both!

look at him over their, he's definitly half chips - half rice

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Half man half amazing

Nas.

Nas is like ; half man half amazing (no doubt)

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Half rice/half chips

Bisexual. Unable to choose. From the famous inability of the Welsh nation to select which dish should accompany their curry. 'I just can't choose one love. I'll have half rice/half chips with the lamb korma please.'

Did your boy marry that Megan?
No Dai he dumped her and is with a bloke called Gavin now.
He needs to make his mind up.
I told him Rhodri, you can't be half rice/half chips all your life.

half chinese half american

One American parent and one Chinese

Look she's half Chinese half american

half idiot, half moron

1. Someone who is so dumb that using idiot or moron wouldn't be enough to fully get across the point of how stupid they really are

1. The only way to describe you would be to combine idiot and moron, ergo you are half idiot, half moron

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Half-n-Half Save

While drinking a tall can of half lemonade and half tea you save a child from drowning at the local pool, while still holding and keeping your drink ok during the rescue. - Half of your attention is on the child, Half is on your Half-n-Half.

Lifeguard 1: Chit-Chat
Lifeguard 2: Chit-Chat

(Child falls in pool)

Man: "Dang!" (jumping into pool. phone still in pocket. Half-n-Half still in hand)

(Man pulls up drowning child to pool edge)

Woman: "You saved my drowning child!"

Grandma: "Thank you sir! You pulled a Half-n-Half Save"

Man: Huh?

Grandma: "You saved your Half-n-Half while saving my granddaughter. Half of your attention was on the rescue and half was on your Half-n-Half!"

Man: "No Problem-o"

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