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A person who self identifies as a homosexual, and appears as the picture perfect "gay person"
"Did you see Chris at the Christmas party with his fiancé?"
"Yes they looked like quite the hallmark gays don't you think?"
A teacher or SRMS who need to go to hell
I’m pretty sure she came straight from hell and moved to the US. She will probably yell at you for tieing your shoe.
Person 1: Ms. Hallmark reminds me of the grinch!
Person 2: really? For me she’s the blowfish for sure!
Person 3: well, she is probably a mix of the grinch, blob fish, and satan combined!
A conventionally good looking guy who should be a catch, but when you get to know him you discover he's boring, with little personality. Usually has chiseled features, short hair, six o'clock shadow. Can be found wearing button down blue shirts, however, there may be some disguised in edgier garb. Do not be fooled. Still Hallmark handsome!
What do you think of Brad?
He's cute and nice but has zero game and you can't talk to him about anything. He's Hallmark handsome.
1/ A very typical haunted house, generally categorized by ghosts, moving shadows, creaky staircases, paintings with eyes that follow you around the room and suits of armor that follow you every time you turn around.
2/ A haunted house that while it may be scary, scares you with nice things, such as a ghost jumping out and saying,"you are a great person" or "i hope you have a great day"
friend 1) hey, did you go through the haunted house at the carnival?
friend 2) yeah, i mean i was really scared until the first guy jumped out at me.
friend 1) why's that?
friend 2)he was too nice, all he did was compliment my hair.
friend 1) what a hallmark haunted house.