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A fantastic meal named after beautiful Hamburg City in europe.
By the way: There is no Ham in the Hamburger, because there obviously aint no Burger in the Hamburger neither.
What the f* would a Burger be anyway?
Just like there neither is a Frank in a Frankfurter nor is there a Furter.
In their slackness, the people of america began to call the hamburger just a burger.
Then along came stupid and invented the cheeseburger.
The smart guys figured out: If there is cheese on the cheeseburger, there has to be ham on the hamburger. But what they forgot: There ain't no Frank on the furter either!
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When you take Ex-Lax, stick your ass against a window, and shit as hard as you can.
The shit will be on your ass cheeks and smushed in your asscrack and it will look like a hamburger through the window.
"Dude, I just nailed the church with a wicked hamburger!"
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Two men fucking a cow at the same time
Johnny and Gave went to give Betsy a Good hamburger
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By definition, a hamburger or cheeseburger is a sandwich. Read below. While a Hot dog also fits this description, the National Hot dog and Sausage Council officially ruled a distinction between the two.
A hamburger (also called a beef burger, hamburger sandwich, burger or hamburg) is a sandwich consisting of one or more cooked patties of ground meat, usually beef, placed inside a sliced bun - Wikipedia
“Limiting the hot dog’s significance by saying it’s ‘just a sandwich’ category is like calling the Dalai Lama ‘just a guy.’" - NHDSC President and ‘Queen of Wien’ Janet Riley
"Welcome to Subway, what kind of sandwich would you like today?" - Subway "I'll take a medium rare hamburger please" - educated imbecile "Eat Fresh, ya cultured swine" - Subway
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The act of getting a boner while running in a cross country race.
A kid on the westmont hilltop cross country team, who's name will not be mentioned, had a hamburger in his pants at the finish of a cross country meet.
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v., slang - (to) hamburger someone
to capture someone and squeeze them between your and someone else's body, resembling a hamburger, the victim being the "patty" and two attackers the buns.
to be caught beneath a pile of people
"Salad" and so on can be added to reach a huge pile of people or "ingredients".
Guy 1: Let's go hamburger him!
Guy 2: Dude, I'm in.
Guy 1: "I'm so gonna sneak into that show."
Guy 2: "Well, have fun getting hamburgered by security."
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A handjob that is most commonly given by a student to their teacher or professor for brownie points. It is slightly less effective than a "cheeseburger" in achieving brownie points and is often referred to as a "handburger" as well.
Kat: Did you hear about how Garrett got an A+ on Dr. Cheekers's last biology quiz? Everyone else basically failed!
Alex: Dude... I bet he gave Dr. Cheekers a hamburger of epic proportions. Extra mayonnaise.
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