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After having a one night stand with a woman, the man sneaks out before she wakes up, but before he leaves he shits in her handbag.
I hooked up with this girl last night and left her a Louisiana handbag.
An Abo's handbag refers to the plastic bag that is used to contain the cheap wine (goon) sold in cardboard boxes. The bag has a tap attached that can be pressed to release the wine.
Abo is slang for an Aborigine....the native race of Australia. Aborigines are considered alcoholics by many.
"My turn on the Goon mate, pass me the Abo's handbag".
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A gins handbag often refurs to a Gins (old Australian Aboriginal womans) goon bag that the vast magority of Gins cary with them. Much like the regular handbags that many civalised woman carry today.
Aboriginal 1 - 'oi dardz go get maaas hand bag for our journey to the traino'
Aboriginal 2 - 'Yeah boi unna'
15 minutes later....
Aboriginal 2 - 'bro its all warm'
Aboriginal 1 - 'no shit dardz its a gins handbag
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A woman who has tanned way too many times. She now has orange skin which has a texture similar to that of a leather purse.
Check out the leather handbag behind the bar. I bet she's only 25 but she looks 45.
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A hot Roast Chicken in a bag, purchased from a Supermarket.
Staple lunch item for Tradesmen in Australia
“What’s for lunch Bazza?”
“Tradie's Handbag mate. Want a drumstick?”
When a lesbian dates a female bisexual, not as a legitamite partner, but as an accessory.
Oh they won't stay together, she's just a handbag bisexual
Receiving a hand job in a car, primarily an Uber, with the penis being attended to underneath a specialty Guatemalan handbag.
My boy Bob had some drinks last night and wound up getting a Guatemalan handbag from this girl in the backseat of an Uber.