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v. the act of secretly jerking another man off while he is sleeping.
Origin: US NAVY person named "Hansen" used to do this to his shipmates until he was caught.
"He was sound asleep and he did a handjob hansen on him."
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Verb: to crash, to burn, to meet with disaster
I know it wasn’t supposed to be a comedy, but I thought parts of it were hilarious. The name Evan Hansen will hereby be used as a verb meaning “to crash, to burn, to meet with disaster”.
No thanks
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Somebody who wants you to take a seat. Right over there.
I’m chris hansen, we’re doing a story on adults that try to meet young teens online, and if you have anything else to say you can, otherwise you’re free to walk right out the door you came in.
When you give a guy a handjob after you anal fist him
"Man Josh is nasty he wanted another dirty Hansen tonight that motherfucker needs Jesus"
A creator that manages to keep alive a dying or dead fandom, named after Call of Duty: Zombies YouTuber Tim Hansen
Guy: Hey this guy is basically carrying this *INSERT DYING COMMUNITY HERE* community, a lot of people are watching him and getting interested in this community
Guy 2: I know right, he’s a real Tim Hansen
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If someone is a "Jeremy Hansen" They have huge weiners and get alot of pussy. The modern day substitution for "pimp"
1. Hell ya Im fly, Im a Jeremy Hansen!
2. Dude that guy just went home with 7 girls after beating up Chuck Lidell and Kimbo Slice, What a Jeremy Hansen
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he's so fucking awesome
random chick: yo kurt hansen's hot
me: dude wtf man
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