National Fuck Me Day( y’all fuck each other) goes with National grab Titties Day( guys better get ready for some virgin girls😂)
Say “Happy National Fuck Day”! Oh and you could also grab them titties you know? Like it doesn’t matter who you..you know
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celebrating with ur emo gf post them bc emo is kool and give them kithes :)
hey “Happy Emo girlfriend Day” let’s go do kool emo stuff
A term applicable to any special occasion
Boy 1: It’s my birthday! Time for everyone to bomb Marley!
Boy 2: Here’s your present
Boy 1: Ah thanks, both Bob and bomb are lethats dickswords
Girl: Ahoy! Happy Ya Yarles Day!
A day where everybody gets bad luck. Only happens every Friday 13.
It's Friday 13 and you know what that means? It's bad luck! Happy Bad Luck Day!
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18th September, International day for pray for god with the porco dio
HAPPY PUERCO DIO DAY DON LOFFANIELL
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This is a day to appreciate your specific anyone that felt like wasted your time over the past or present. Let them know that they are great waste of time to you and other ppl. You get so attached to them that you forget they might be using you or just making you think they part of your life which they aren’t. At the end their ass gonna leave you question less and won’t even explain why or it could just be they just wanted to know for a while and have a roster.
So be safe out there king and queens 👑 !!!
STAY AWOKE ALWAYS ‼️
Emily : hey, we should go out this Saturday to this cafe ?
John : I can’t I am going to have to study for my exam
Emily : that’s cool maybe once you’re free
John : ye for sure
Emily: …*reschedules plan*
John : left on delieverd
HAPPY TIMEWASTER DAY : someone who comes in your life or a person/thing/ or anything that make u believe u wasting your value at them.
Happy crip day means happy birthday to ppl it known crip gang
Aye cuzz happy crip day brother ❤️