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The most and best looking guy you'll find he always has the biggest dick and can fulfill you
Girl 1:Have u seen Hassan.
Girl 2: I heard he has a giant dick.
Girl 1: let me find out.
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A name of a Bengali Muslim boy. Hassan is a nice guy, cool guy, possibly the kindest guy ever, he is one friend you can trust with your heart, Hassan will help you to whatever you're trying to do and achieve.
Me: Hey
Hassan: Hey bro, how you doin'?
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A very nice, meek and accommodating person, who is very sincere and ready to give all.
He is someone I never expected to move it, but I found true Hassan in him.
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A black gorilla that's extremely skinny that's on the verge of dying and is extremely salty and has a mental disability and jerks off to hamza
Oh me gawd hassan is such a dickhead
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an actual retard who probably has monkey syndrome
dont be a Hassan, because that would mean you are autistic
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A Looney Tunes cartoon episode, starring Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck, in which they make a left turn at Albuquerque and end up in a Tale of Arabian Nights. They encounter a burly guard with a sword who protects the treasures and yells "Hassan Chop" while he tries to behead or slash anyone with theft thought
Secrets are disclosed in every tale, bugs bunny should have made the left turn at Albuquerque, now he has to save Daffy Duck from Mr. Hassan-Chop! the burly guard who protected a huge secret.. Sadie is a calico cat
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The god himself, a man of pure class and comedic style.
Phenomenal delivery, as well as comedic timing that is so great, it will knock the socks off anyone that opposes.
To be classified as a 'Hustle Hassan', an individual has to develop a sense of humor that is impeccable to match,
he/she must spend hours a day writing jokes that he/she will most likely never use, and movie scripts that will never
come to fruition.
'Hustle Hassan's' typically take pride in spending the majority of the day writing punchlines to jokes, but never to
actually use them, but to instead burn all of them in front of him/her whilst listening to James Blunts "Good Bye My
Lover" in the middle of the night while indulging in a cup of strawberry lemonade.
Hustle Hassan's typically have podcasts that everyone and their left nut listens to. These podcasts typically offend
those that listen to it, but those that listen are too pussy to say otherwise.
Person 1: Dude, my left nut hurts.
Person 2: Fuck yo couch homie
Person 1: HAHA, I haven't laughed that hard since Titanic, Hustle Hassan head ass.
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