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Just pure talent! Wonderful! Nice moves and outfits, THE VOICE, they really turn me on even if I´m 32...
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Fuckin gorgeous 27 yaer old man with the nicest arse this side of the universe. Has a flaming tattoo on his crotch area
All hail the almighty Justin and his hot rod
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A common, and stupid, misspelling of the name Steven Hawking, the famous British physicist with ALS.
Guy1: "Steven Hawkins is very well known for his discovery and development of the theory of Hawking radiation"
Guy2: "But lol, why did he call it Hawking radiation if his name is Hawkins?"
Guy3: "I don't know I guess he must somehow be a dumbass despite being a huge genius. Certainly we couldn't be pronouncing and spelling his name wrong... no, that would be impossible"
A Steven Hawkins dance is one where crippled guys take the initiative in asking girls to dance, in a strange and liberating role reversal
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A short term for Facebook stalking. Simply another word for Facebook stalking.
Person 1) What'you doing in there man?
Person 2) Nothing...
Person 1) (As he walks in on his friend on a computer in another room) Man, you're hawkin'.
Person 2) What? I'm on Facebook...
Person 1) Exactly, you're Hawkin' on that girl. Everytime I see you on Facebook, you're on that girls page, Hawkin'.
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An area located in Normallville, PA filled with trailers and everything known to man that's illegal including stripers, drugs, a lot of incest, and counterfeiting money. The majority of the people living there are scurfy, smell bad, don't take showers, and are highly uneducated.
girl 1-"See that girl right there"
girl 2-"Yea she looks pregnent"
girl 1-"She is and it's her brother's baby"
girl 2-"Well that's not a shocker she lives in Hawkins Hallow"
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When you are in the act of having a sexual interaction with a lady, or man, of a larger portion.
Bob: hey Jim, what did you do last?
Jim: I met up with Betty and started knockin hawkin
Sexy with large penis and
Jeremy Hawkins is sexy and has a largest penis