When you fink you so boosh but end up being the hayne so u end up turning to a he.
hayne is a person that can light up a room with her smile. she has the biggest heart and she spreads love like there is limitless amounts of it. no one will ever be worthy of the happiness that she brings to your life. she has a sense of innocence that you could make you feel like the happiest person in the world. she is a terrible hopeless romantic. when she looks at you, you feel like the luckiest person in the world. if you do get to know her, you ARE the luckiest person in the world.
"Wow, i can't believe hayne talked to me"
"Hayne is the best girl. I can't believe she likes me!!"
A drunken fella with feet the size of boats covered in his own piss exclaiming he will fuck everyone's girlfriend!
James made a complete Haynes of himself at Rachel's wedding!
When you are too excited to contain how you feel deep inside, and have no other way, shape or form of letting it out. It can all be explained with two simple words.. Ziggy Hayn! Did you know that World War 2 ended because the US troop shouted Ziggy Hayn to the German soldiers, which caused the nazis to immediately rethink their entire lives. At that very moment Germany knew they didn't stand a chance against the Ziggy Hayn. The two words were shouted by God in the beginning, then came the great planet earth we reside on now.
Cant wait to get Ziggy Hayn
Mom: How drunk are you son?
Me: Mother fucking Ziggy HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN