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gingerbread men always end up headless because you are supposed to always eat the head first if you don't you have no meaning in this world so basically you're a worthless peice of trash
The headless gingerbread man tried to run away but I wouldn't let him!
A group of people working under pressure, frantically, expending a lot of energy without making any real progress. Garrison Keillor describing headless chickens; "without the extra weight, they can really go." Think "deadline set by the pointy-haired boss from Dilbert."
The project was late, so the boss decided to add a dozen people to the team, and it turned into a complete Headless Chicken Race.
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a method of dismembering in which a part of a whole is separated from its larger body in a manner that is especially clean and quick, leaving no remnant on the larger body except a clean slice.
Amy: Yesterday I drove too close to a construction barrier and ripped my passenger side mirror off.
Gary: Like clean off headless-horseman style or did it hang?
Amy: Clean off.
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when you cut a bitches head off and receive oral sex through the her windpipe.
ps. you can make it extra sexy by busting down her esophagus
dam nigga, after you kill that nappy bitch, get that headless throat job nig-a-lig!!!!!!
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An automotive technician that has no clue what they are doing.
That new guy Justin is a real headless ugga dugga.
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Its a Giant af sword used by the horseless headless horsemann who has too many h's.
It is given by craft with 2 refined metal, 1 haunted scrap, and 1 scotman's skull cutter i think.
Demoman: I have crafted the The Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker!
Scout: cool
Skinny necked child’s doll who has lost her head (and part of her sole) up her captors backdoor.
Headless Barbie has her revenge as Kev sits down gingerly. Barbies ponytail is caught on Buzz Lightyears foot preventing a smooth extraction.
A medical spokesman said ‘we’re baffled by the number of items in the patients orifice & urged him to move to softer items if he is unable to stop stuffing things in his anus’