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The Hedgehog is one of the greatest experiences a couple can enjoy.
The male/female curls up like a scared hedgehog with his/her face planted into the mattress while their partner is gearing up for one of the best feelings she will ever feel, possibly even flicking her bean in preparation. Then proceeds to sit on the back of head of the hedgehoged human with her ham baguette and thrust back and fourth on their hairy head giving the feeling of facesitting a hedgehog.
Bald people unfortunately can not partake in the position of hedgehog.
Amy Rose: I hedgehoged Sonic last night, the day after I've never seen him run so fast.
Knuckles: I have to try the hedgehoge.
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when an old man bends over in front of you ande his hairy bean bag pops out from between his legs
Man what the fuck, Grandpa just came out of his room and dropped his towel. The next thing I know his hedgehog is saying hi.
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the act of rubbing your butthole hair one one's mouth.
"let's do the hedgehog!"
"So dude I just walked in on your mom hedghogging your dad!"
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A person that's in a situation that's in a relevantly related to Sonic/Shadow The Hedgehog or Knuckles. It can also be used identify music artist's song(s) that has samples from the Sonic games or a person's clothing style that resembles the same colors of the Sonic and friends characters.
Chris: Can't wait for school tomorrow. Blue shirt, blue jeans, red chucks, I'm hedgehoging it baby!
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Steve: Dude! Did you see Michael on the news being chased by the cops?!
Shawn: Yeah man, he was hedgehoging it. The cops don't have a chance at catching him.
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Dave: What's going on bro?
Ryan: Nothing much, on the game, hedgehoging it.
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Yo, Charles Hamilton is nice! He be hedgehoging those samples.
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Someone who is extremely selfish with his/her weed (hedges). This individual will almost never smoke anyone else up (even close friends) and will not sell to anyone either. Also does not appreciate people knowing/asking about how much weed he/she may have.
Also a term describing someone who has a tendency to bogart when smoking.
"Yo pass them hedges over here man, I'm jonesin' real bad"
"Yeah right, Bill ain't gonna pass nothin' man, he a hedgehog."
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Euphemism for depression.
When you have the hedgehog, you need to see a therapist regularly.
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