hedgehog

the act of rubbing your butthole hair one one's mouth.

"let's do the hedgehog!"
"So dude I just walked in on your mom hedghogging your dad!"

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hedgehog

girl's pubic hair

shave your hedgehog ladies

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Hedgehog

The best creature in existence

The land of hedgehogs conquered Earth and turned it communist

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hedgehog

Someone who is extremely selfish with his/her weed (hedges). This individual will almost never smoke anyone else up (even close friends) and will not sell to anyone either. Also does not appreciate people knowing/asking about how much weed he/she may have.

Also a term describing someone who has a tendency to bogart when smoking.

"Yo pass them hedges over here man, I'm jonesin' real bad"

"Yeah right, Bill ain't gonna pass nothin' man, he a hedgehog."

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the hedgehog

Euphemism for depression.

When you have the hedgehog, you need to see a therapist regularly.

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Hedgehog

when u crap and it lands on the side of the toilet seat.

Jamason:AAAHHHHH!!!!!(sounded like a girl)
Zyan11:Did u find (warxy9's) HEDGEHOG!!!!
Warxy9:ha ha!! yep he did!!!
Zyan11:he sure did!!

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hedgehog

Someone who is extremely selfish with his/her weed (hedges). This individual will almost never smoke anyone else up (even close friends) and will not sell to anyone either. Also does not appreciate people knowing/asking about how much weed he/she may have.

Also describes someone who has a tendency to bogart when smoking.

"Yo pass them hedges over here man, I'm jonesin' real bad"

"Yeah right, Bill ain't gonna pass nothin' man, he a hedgehog."

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