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Heinz Harmel was Gruppenfueher in the 10th panzer division in the SS army. He was quite possibly the best nazi ever. He was surround by at least a 1000 kikes and jew nigger lovers. When surrounded he was given the order to attack but disobeyed and fled saving the lives of at least 300 of his fellow nazi brethren.
Heinz Harmel is Greatest SS soldier in the entire world. Close friend of Hitler and Himmler.
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A common sexual maneuver that originated in "the tilly" where a man unloads his baby batter inside a woman and afterwards has her hover over the toilet and drain as much of his man juice out of her as possible while smacking the back like a Heinz 57 bottle.
Friend1: "Yo Travis, I heard you took Angie home last night and hit it raw"
Friend2: "Hell yeah brah, I just pulled a Heinz 57 after I was done"
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When one is in the 69 position and the first party discovers that the second party is menstruating, the first party becomes alarmed and jerks, forcing either their phallus and/or pubic mound into the second parties' nose/mouth; thereby causing a nosebleed/bloody lip.
You ever try a Heinz 69? Quite enjoyable once you get past the fact of what is really happening...but a man always knows he's gotta finish.
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One of several derogatory terms for a German. Can also be a term of endearment in the throes of passion.
"Let them kill the little Fritzes in the heat of the moment, until they get sick of it themselves." - A Red Army commanding officer, as quoted by Lev Kopelev, former Red Army propagandist, regarding Soviet treatment of ethnic German civilians on the eastern front.
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wherein the act of vaginal penetration creates a sound not unlike that of direct fist contact with a half-empty ketchup bottle directly on the 57. In uncouth circles, this is referred to as a queef.
"I don't want to fuck you too hard, you might Heinz 57".
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The offspring of an inter-racial couple, a bashtard, and a disgrace
Dang yo..this little brat is a heinz 57..the brat and his mother is a disgrace to the white/chinese/black communities.
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A common sexual maneuver that originated in "the tilly" that involves a drunk male assuring an even drunker female that he in indeed wearing a jimmy hat. Once he's finished unloading his baby batter inside her and breaks the news to her, he has her hover over the toilet and drain as much of his man juice out of her as possible while smacking the back of her head like a Heinz 57 bottle.
Friend1: "Yo Travis, I heard you took Angie home last night and hit it raw"
Friend2: "Hell yeah brah, I just pulled a Heinz 57 after I was done"
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