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an unusual and often painful massage method. the masseuse hits the persons back very hard while saying "Helga Hot Rock".
Joe: Hey you want a massage?
Tim: Sure! Just don't helga hot rock me!
A total and utter man beast of a woman often assotiated with the army or military. she is so ugly that she is not given a proper name and is referd to as number helga.
Warden number helga get here now and swab the poop deck.
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A mythical 6 foot blonde nurse who works in Stockholm General Hospital, Sweden. Or just a ho in a nurse's costume in Kings Cross, London.
Whatever the condition her male patients might have, Nurse Helga Bumgames would administer a lingering and pleasurable anal probe for a modest fee.
Her popularity is the stuff of legend.
Swede 1: "Jah, though I had broken all my legsh and armsh, my shtay in veh hoshpital was great."
Swede 2: "I she you had the honour of being attended by Nurse Helga Bumgames."
Swede 1: "Jah!"
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The longest legal name to have Frau three times in it, Frauksi meaning Miss in Finnish, Fraulein meaning young woman, and Frauke meaning little lady in German.
The literal translation being Miss, young and little Katherine Helga Muller.
Jackie: Hey Ken did you hear about Katherines new titles?
Ken: its more than Frau now?
Jackie: yeah she now goes by Frauksi, Fraulein Frauke.
Ken: Frauksi, Fraulein Frauke, Katherine Helga Muller, yeesh try saying that three times fast.
Jackie: FRAUKSI, FRAULEI-
Ken: NOT NOW!
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The Dr. Helga Effect is a situation where you continue to preemptively refine and improve upon your work simply because you have agreed to share it with, and receive feedback from, Dr Helga before you actually share it with Dr Helga.
Person 1: I wrote an article and revised it 5 times before I would even dare submit it.
Person 2: That's the Dr Helga Effect for you!