Fucking hell

Where you go afterlife and you say it to the devil

old villain: oh, I’m going in hell
Me: which part?
Old villain: hell
Me: where?
Old villain: shut the fuck up, I am in hell
Devil: hi
Old villain: fucking hell

Hell fuck

Unbelievably bad sex.

P1: did you fuck stacey yesterday?
P2: yeah but it was an absolute hell fuck