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A Cruiser on the chocolate freeway; Bum Jolly.
My accountant is a hemorrhoid hitman on the Hershey Highway.
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The sound of large amounts of change banging against one's leg whilst wearing loose trousers. So named because of the similarity with the sound of cowboy boot spurs.
"I went to the shop this morning to buy a packet of Apple Hubba Bubba. I only had a £20 note but they had no fivers or tenners! So I've now got a pocket of Cunt's Tender and a very bad case of the John Wayne hemorrhoids."
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A Derogative term to address a party, implying that the party has hemorrhoids. This phrase is used for embarrasment rather than sheer insulting.
You and your hemorrhoids better get the fuck outta my sight before I ream your ass!
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A term used in response to someone who is overreacting. Similar to calm down, or relax.
#1: "WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING ME IF I'M GOING TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH?!? I told you I'd do it!!!"
#2: "Dude, calm your hemorrhoids. I was just asking."
Challenge with the same aim as bring your shit that makes light of the state of the opponents' health by implying an embarrasing condition. See also bring it and terms of address.
Bring your hemorrhoids over here!
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A derogative term to address the party to which you speak. It implies that the subject- that is, your fellow converser- is suffering from a nasty medical condition. For multiple, see you and your sluts
You and your hemorrhoids better get the fuck outta my face before I ream your ass!
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A pickup line made from the gods.
You can put it on a mug and every woman that sees it immediately falls in love with you.
Guy: I have serious hemorrhoids!
Girl: Ew!
Guy: :(
GIrl: Im just kidding its so hot