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A guy's best girl-friend, a.k.a. a girl he has no sexual desire for but is good friends with. The hetero version of fag hag.
"Wow, you tell Phillip everything!"
"I know! I'm a total het pet..."
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A sarcastic term originating from yuri-bait. The word would initially suggest that it's a pair of characters that give a surface impression of being straight from their interactions with one another, but actually aren't. However because people perceive any character in the media as straight until proven otherwise, which is usually correct, this term is mostly just used to make fun of presumed straightness by using an analogous word to yuri-bait which is pretty common.
Those two characters seem to like one another. Are they actually gonna be straight or is that just another het-bait?
I bet those two characters that are together on the poster will be just another het-bait!
aka Hetero lag- aka heterosexual lag: when you grow up thinking you are straight but you never really know but in the back of your mind you do really know you just push it back into your mind more though.
John: im gay- BUT HET LAG EVERYDAY AMIRITE
John at 60: still gay but still het lag
Be respectful to people who don't want to come out and get out of HET lag. It takes time.
Gay men, usually couples, who have nearly or completely assimilated into hetero society. Gay-hets socialize primarily with het friends, het gatherings, and het culture. They enjoy being the token gay friends of liberal minded hets which makes them feel special. They may or may not be parents.
Gat-hets enjoy escorting their het friends to gay establishments and clubs expecting their het friends to be completely welcome, and they dont understand that the presence of hets in a gay environment can diminish the gay energy and cause some resentment amongst gay man who are trying to escape the heterocentrist world.
Why is that gay-het couple always bringing straight women to the gay beach, we're here to look at men and get away from all the pussy.
Heterosexual male equivalent to fag-bangle. IE. A straight man who hangs out with gays and provides 'het-help', like opening jars, chopping wood, or lighting barbecues.
"Dude is Joe a faggot now? He's been around those Ket-a-poofs a hell of a lot"
"Nah man he's just their Het-a-poof"
"Fuck that's gay"
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To be irritated, worried, on edge
Why do you get so het up? Cool down!
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Slang for "hey now," which you say when you want someone to stop doing what they are doing.
Het nah, stop talking so loudly.
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