Person 1: Nobody likes that junk anymore-
Person 2: HEY HEY HEY, IT’S FAT ALBERT!!
Person 1: Shut up, you sexist piece of crap-
Person 2: And I’ve got a song just for you!
Person 1 leaves
This is really stupid why did I decide to do this
1. A horse eating a little too much.
2. Aretha Franklin.
1. Nom-Nom, Hey Hey Hey, Hey is delicious!
2. Hey Hey Hey, chain of fools.
The mommy-friendly way of saying what the actual fuck when you know that children are present. (Usually used by blogger mommies.)
Rachel: My husband slept with his secretary.
Jess: What the Hey-Hey!