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A slang term for weed started by two students at a college outside of Boston. The students have linked it to a few songs already, one even by Bob Marley
"yo, you got that hippo?"
"Said - said - said: I remember when we used to sit
In the government yard in Trenchtown,
Oba - obaserving the hypocrites"
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-noun
Short for "hippopotamus" (Hippopotamus amphibius) and one of only two extant species in the family Hippopotamidae. A large, funny-looking, semi-aquatic, mostly plant-eating African mammal resambling a fat horse-pig hybrid whose pissed off at life and spends most of its time slacking around and jerking off in ponds and rivers. Despite their stocky shape and short legs, hippos can easily outrun a human (some have been clocked at 30 mph (48 km/h), faster than an Olympic sprinter). They have a taste human babies, catholic priests, and crocodiles and are thought to be Africa's most dangerous animal. They are totally awesome and on the very top of the food chain, so they can eat whatever they want WHENEVER they want. People in Africa have learned to fear and respect hippos because of their fierce character and complete randomness, ironically, the same things that makes them so cool and awesome.
Kid 1: Who would win in a fight between a ninja and a hippo?!
Kid 2: Well, the ninja of course!
Kid 1: WRONG!! Ninjas and hippos balance each other on awesomeness and sweetness, so the battle would rage on forever!
*A ninja chops Kid 1's head while a hippo eats Kid 2's head , then they high-five and walk toward the sunset holding hands...*
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was created by a bunch of teens at like 2:00 am & means aw, yes, & family :)
Peyton: We wouldn't be able to do all of this without each other :)
Everyone: Hippo :)
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Usually a Older Hippie, who is a hobbo, a dharma bum, (Hippie/hobbo). A Rad Hobbo. A travelling beatnik on the road.
Farout man! Look at that Old Hippoe!
He was a travelling Hippoe on the road...
It is when a homie rubs their titties or stomach all over the other persons face.
Big man mike just hippoed the shit out of me.
Hot, Irresistable, Perfect Penis,Orgasmic
To Describe The Boy You Find Sexually Attracted To. A Uncommon but Effective Way To Call A Guy
Girl (to Boy): Phwooar You're a HIPPO
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Fat whores who don't know when 2 go away. They usually have hunches, large mouths, are pink and hair, and very very fat. Sometimes bile comes out of their vaginas during high peeks of orgasm mmmmmmm.
ew get away from me u fucking hippos
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