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someone in the act of being a hobknocker: a hobknocker is someone that runs around and rubing there penis and balls on random people and , or kicking random people in the balls
example: kate ann sailor kicking people in the balls or rubbing her balls over a random person. this is what a hobknocking person does.
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one who masturbates in public restrooms
Sounds like theres a hobknocker in the next stall over.
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fuck you jerry Seinfeld you hobknocker you fucked my wife
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1) when a guy hits you in the face with his penis
2) one who goes around hitting people hard in the testicles/ to refer to a person as the pain one suffers after being hob-knocked
3) when a guy takes his penis and harshly slaps a sexual partner across the face
1) Hobknock is also a form of rape.
2) She was so angry that she decided to hob-knock him.
3)During sex he thought it would be a good idea to try to hob-knock her.
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To hit someone in the face with the penis.
He was a real hobknocker!
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a person who masterbates in public and therefore it is illegal.
check out that hobknocker.
dude thats awsome and illegal.
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A word which people think actually mean something nasty, even though all the definitions were made after the date the iCarly episode actually aired.
bob: icarly's disgusting. they said hobknocker, which means to slap your penis across someone's face
john: no you idiot it didn't mean anything before the episode. horny kids just started making random definitions on urbandictionary after the episode
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