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The Tony Hawk of extreme unicycling. The most well known, and controversially the best all around unicyclist in the world.
Did you see that sick drop Kris Holm did?
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She is a nasty spiteful bitch who steals your best friend and gets away with it, she is sly and a terrible person to be around and is just ugly.
girl1 “ewww who’s she?”
Girl2”that’s Emilie Holmes”
Girl1”ewww she’s ugly and flat”
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A clueless and unobservant Polish person; derived from a sarcastic play on the name of famously observant and perceptive detective, Sherlock Holmes.
"Did you know that my dad drinks a bottle of vodka a day? I think he might be an alcoholic."
"No kidding, Polack Holmes."
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(verb) to get out of an abusive and controlling relationship without the other party noticing what's going down until you are long gone.
"Awesome! Way to Katie Holmes your way out of there and into a bright exciting future!"
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The most well-known male pornstar, due to his monstrously huge dick. Holmes himself claimed he was 13 inches long, his ex-wife and many other female pornstars say it was more like 10.5 inches long.
John Holmes lied about his already huge penis size, but also lied about being a college graduate and being the personal gigolo to a wealthy British woman.
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A person commonly found sexually attractive to the majority of people (men and women) in the world.
Eva Green: Ooh, I think everyone finds that guy attractive. He's a Christian Holmes!
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A film actor who has demonstrated excellent talent in his profession. He is best known for Chariots of Fire, Alien, The Lord of the Rings series and The Fifth Element.
Oh, Alien's on TV! Time to watch Ian Holm in action!