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The act of moving food from its current location to the mouth by means of suction and/or slurping.
Joe Doe was hoovering his dinner from the plate after he broke his only utensil.
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1 n. a person who (a) is well-practiced at performing oral sex on a male, performs the act a lot, or (b) is seen in a negative light for performing the act. See also, (complimentary) suckstress, (derogatory) slut.
2. n. a person who injests what is perceived by others to be more than his fair portion of shared cocaine. See also pig.
3. n. a person who injests what is perceived by others to be more than a safe amount of cocaine. See also, party girl, coke head.
4. n. in SCUBA diving, a person who depletes his air supply more quickly than others in the group.
5. n. or v. in some parts of Great Britain and Australia, a generic term for "vacuum cleaner" (as people in the United States say "Coke" when they mean soda or "band-aid" when they mean adhesive bandage).
1. (a) My girlfriend gives great blowjobs. She's a fucking hoover!
(b) That hoover has blown every guy in the club. I wouldn't stick a stolen dick in that mouth.
2. We agreed to divvy up an eight-ball of coke three ways, but that greedy hoover Carl bumped half of it before we got any.
3. If Emily doesn't stop snorting so much coke, that hoover is going to give herself a heart attack.
4. I still had half a tank left, but we had to surface because Joe was being a total hoover and had used up all his air.
5. We spilled dirt on the carpet, so we had to hoover the entire floor. What did we use? A hoover.
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to get an enormous or a great amount of hickeys on any visble body part
who hoovered you sarah?
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to consume a whole beverage in one gulp or eat food in the fewest bites as possible with out chewing.
Jim was hoovering down several 22 ounce beera at the bar last night in one gulp.
Melanie was in a pms moment and was hoovering down a piece of cake in two bites last time I saw her.
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to get an abortion
"you better get that shit hoovered"
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While in a doogy style position, the male grabs the arms of the female, and proceeds to walk her around the floor. It is a cleaning position. You clean your floor and have fun doing it.
Person 1-"Hey bill your floor looks really clean. Did you actually clean?"
Person 2-"Nah bro. I turned victoria into the hoover last night. She was pissed!"
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