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Gettin' jiggy with it
Barry Whitesque style term referring to the act of indulging in a bit of hide the sausage
"Let's turn the lights down low baby, have a little wine and later... do a little horizontal dancing"
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When the male is laying down behind the female and he sticks his penis into her vagina. Then the male thrusts his pelvis causing a "bopping sound". The two people are laying horizontally while doing this action.
Last weekend i was horizontal bopping the shit out of this chick
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When a female gives consent for sex.
Scott was hoping Katie would be horizontally receptive after their date.
When you are going down on someone and aren't getting shit back so you force them into the 69 position by quickly and sneakishly swinging your legs around so you can plant your genitals right on their face--keeping your mouth in tact at all times. Practice makes perfect.
"The other night she was hosting a clam bake so I decided to horizontal kartwheel and plant my shit right in her face"
"The other night she was hosting a clam bake so I decided to horizontal kartwheel and plant my shit right in her face"
Logic applied uniquely when in the horizontal position.
"My horizontal reasoning says I can press Snooze one more time because I don't REALLY need a shower before my job interview."
or
"My horizontal reasong says it must be a good idea to have sex with them because LOOK! they're lying down beside me."
Australian slang for sexual intercourse
We've got a top night planned first we'll watch the footy and get pissed and at half time we'll engage in some horizontal folkdancing.
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During a threesome, usually with 2 girls & 1 guy, the girl with the biggest breasts lies down (Girl A), the guy proceeds to tittyfuck her, while Girl B lowers herself onto to Girl A's mouth to be pleasured by her orally.
This can also be transformed into a Horizontal P if the two ontop decide to connect.
Literally a Horizontal F
Dick to Tit & Teeth to Clit
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