Kink in the hose

A painful feeling in a male's midsection from their testicle twisting around in the ol' coin purse. The vas deferens (cords connected to your balls) twist and kink up.

After a sac tap I had a kink in the hose. It fucking hurt.

hose stretcher

a hose stretcher is a rookie in the fire service...some guys will have a rookie look for items on a truck and will usually have hose stretcher towards the end...

Battalion Chief-probie, have you found everything on this truck?

Probie-yes sir, i have found everything except the hose stretcher

fellow firefighter "laughs" haha

probie: whats so funny?

FireFighter-ur the hose stretcher probie

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hosed

Used in baseball when a player gets thrown out on a play. Comes from the slang 'hose' a term used for a good arm.

His run would've tied the game, but he got hosed at the plate.

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hose dragger

derogatory name for firefighter

My uncle spent thirty years as a hose dragger with the FDNY.

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hose day

A nationwide celebration of the Hoses

This year (2017) will be the 43rd. national Hose Day. Started in Wilmington De. in 1974

Hose Hound

A person, frequently of the female persuation, who often seeks the cock.

My brother's ex-girlfriend is a nasty hose hound.

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Hose Monkey

A term of endearment which refers to fire fighters. Usually used by police officers or other law enforcement officials.

Smell that BBQ by the fire hall? Those hose monkeys are cooking up a feast! Do they ever work?

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