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When you perform anal sex and your partner farts into your foreskin, inflating it with hot gas.
Person 1:I was banging my girlfriend's ass when she farted and gave me a hot air balloon. It was a real boner killer.
Person 2: That's why I never do anal.
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When member of the preferred sex provides a hand job to the point of orgasm, and the male receiving the deed cums and farts simultaneously, this is known as a Chinese Hot Air Balloon
Dude, I had some panda express, and then hooked up with lo wang, she made me have a Chinese hot air balloon!
When you and a female are naked, she is on top and giving you a back massage and her pussy is directly above your ass and then you fart
Bro I got a back massage from that whore jessica and gave her am Alabama Hot Air Balloon
When you take a piece of chewing gum and blow a bubble inside your girl's love hole.
Frankie was chewing a piece of Big Red when he went down on his girl, so he decided to give her a Denver Hot Air Balloon.
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After having anal sex with a woman, a man proceeds to go down on her asshole and blow into it. If she farts it back into his mouth/face before he can move, it is called the Turkish Hot Air Balloon
Guy 1: Hey I heard you got with that little chica last night!
Guy 2: Dude that fuckin' bitch....
Guy 1: What?!
Guy 2: I went to toss her salad after we fucked, she gave me a Turkish Hot Air Balloon!
Guy 1: I'm not sharing that cigarette with you
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When you insert a large balloon into a womans vagina and proceed to fill it with a portable helium pump until the balloon pops. The vagina will be full of helium until the woman can hold it in no longer and lets out a colossal queef. As she is queefing you hold a lighter in front of her vagina and the flammable helium erupting from the vagina ignites and creates a makeshift flamethrower!!!
Chad: DUDE! what happened to your eyebrows????
Kip: Well.... Alyssa wanted me to do a Mississippi Hot Air Balloon on her last night and it didn't go too well
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When you are eating ass, and they fart in your mouth and blow you up like a hot air balloon.
Did you hear, yesterday Evan got a Minnesota hot air balloon from Sarah.