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This is difficult to question answer. The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds. Due to the average size of a wood chuck and the general density of wood (not including cork) if a wood chuck could chuck wood it would probably get through about 6.573 pounds per day, assuming the wood chuck is functioning correctly.
Sawford: how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Hot naked babe:If the woodchucks name was Maurice, then it could chuck all the wood that it wants to. However, if its name is Frank, no chucking would be for it. *gets tits out*
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General phrase to grab attention
Hey! How much nut could a nutter butter nut if a nutter butter could but nut?
Shut up Richard.
When a female is known for sucking more than one males dick on any occasion and doesn't hesitate to suck another and another back to back in hopes of only to suck more ND more forever!! 😀
Her: Can I suck your dick?
Him: Hummm? Idk? How much clean time do you have?
How much inches u got in penis size
How much inches u got bud
Bout 3
Dang that’s small
Code words for can we fuck and or can i lick yo butthole
Man “Skinny weigh how much that penny weigh?”
Woman “ come over boo.”
a condom can hold maximum one litre of cum.
i cummed 100ml into a condom yesterday!
jessica asked me how much my condom could hold.
how much cum can a condom hold
Ok you must have listened to KSI ft. Ricegum's new song before looking this one up. Fair enough !
So this one was directed at 'Ethan', one of the Sidemen members known as "Behzinga" and it's basically KSI asking Ethan how much wood can a woodchuck, CHUCK, if the woodchuck looked like him, which means if the woodchuck was FAT like Ethan.
So basically he's calling Ethan fat... From the start KSI seems to sum up the whole song !
I have a feeling that the 'Yo Mama' channel would like these fat jokes.
JJ : How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck looked like you ?
Ethan : Idk, if you're calling me fat are we counting the fat in your tits ?
Supa Hot Fire and his crew : OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH