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Hufflepuff, the loser house at Hogwarts. Gryffindor, values courage. Slytherin, values ambition and cunning, Ravenclaw, values Intelligence and wit but Hufflepuff just values loyalty and hard working - how lame is that compared to the rest? No one wants to be in Hufflepuff.
And quick side note - its emblematic animal...is a badger, I mean, fucking Gryffindor have a goddam lion and Hufflepuff gets a badger?
Hufflepuff, is a house for people who are hard-workers (NERDS!!!)
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Per Harry Potter Wiki/Sorting Hat:
"You might belong in Hufflepuff,
Where they are just and loyal,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true,
And unafraid of toil"
—The Sorting Hat
Roughly translates into, the house of "tools"
Hey, you know that youtube cellphone popcorn video is a fake right?
What? I might as well be in Hufflepuff
Hey, anyone want to go do some task nobody else wants to
Aye, said the Hufflepuff
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Someone who is only good at breathing and making sandwiches. Generally considered one step up on the evolutionary ladder above house elves.
That Cedric Diggory sure makes a damn good sandwich. He must be a Hufflepuff.
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1. Usually sucks at life. That's why their fucking Hufflepuffs. Girls in Hufflepuff are generally sluts. Or fat redheads. Or obese rhinos.
2. Particular good finders, but usually in Cedric Diggory... because he FINDS you attractive.
3. Who gives a fuck, it's a Hufflepuff.
Omg... that girl is such a Hufflepuff. Why does she even bother existing?
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The semen filled flatulence that results from anal sex.
I did this girl in the butt, and I nut in her butt, and then she Hufflepuffed all over my leg.
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The act of sprinkling pepper onto your pubic hair before an unsuspecting female goes down on you. Just before you finish, flick some pepper up her nose so she sneezes while you blow your protein shake down her throat.
John: It was sick dude! I made her sneeze and choke on my dick while I blew it down her throat!!
Mike: Hufflepuff that ho!!!
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'The rest'. The renowned Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is populated by students of four great houses. Gryffendor for the bravy, Ravenclaw for the wise, Slytherin for the cunning and Hufflepuff for ...the rest.
Hufflepuff does indeed have its moments of achievement. For instance, one of their members was killed last year. Something all students in Hufflepuff can aspire too!
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