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A snazzier version of "beaugarding."
To idly possess a shared item/block or obstruct a goal/desire out of pretentiousness, perceived style/hipness, and occasionally plain stupidity.
He doesn't care that he's Humphrey Bogarting the doorways, just standing there smoking his fucking cigarette.
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When you either knock someone unconscious, or kill them, then take a dump in their mouth so it looks like they're smoking a cigar.
There will be a Humphrey Bogart in the near future for you, young lady.
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Often associated as being a monkey who leaves bananas all over the place. Usually goes by the nickname "NiggaCoon"
Hey look at that guy talking to Megan. He's such a mkenzie humphrey
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When you can't get any pussy because your name is Humphrey.
Daughter: You did me a Dirty Humphrey.
Dad: Sorry.
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Small pieces of dry fecal matter that hang from your anal hairs
A fat cheeseburger who is obsessed with having plastic surgery to look like Bogart. He thinks he is quirky for wearing 3 masks on top of each other. He also hates Elvis because Bogart rivals the gigachad.
Look at that ugly man, he is Humphrey Bogart cheeseburger.
SEX GOD. Legend, smart, funny, borderline creepy. Can talk to any girl. Needs to cut his hair. Looks Like Jesus. Has a massive schlong.
Look, it's Joseph Victor Humphrey. Let's see what crazy things he has to say today.