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when your dick is swollen but you can still engage in sex through the doggystyle and other similar positions. It is quite a painful experience.
George: "I heard that you had an infection on your dong"
John: "Yes but that didn't stop me from giving her a lumpy humpy"
George: "That must have been painful..."
when your wife has sex with you to resolve tension built up after menstruation.
My wife apologized yesterday for being such a bitch this week, everything is now humpy dory.
When you're hungry and it makes you grumpy.
Let's go eat, you don't want to see my humpy.
The annoying act that your four-legged cunt does to new guests.
Sadie: Ewwwww, no humpies!!!
Paul: Yeah, he does that with everyone. SARGE! GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY GIRLFRIEND! BAD DOG, BAD FUCKING DOG!!!
The act of rubbing your genitals against the bed, often thrusting your hips up and down to achieve an orgasm.
I was watching a pornographic movie while laying on my bed, on my stomach. I wanted to do humpies SO BAD!
Same as sexy, but used when you don’t want your little kids aren’t old enough for you to be comfortable saying the word sex.
“Hey humpy lady!! Oppan Gangnam style“
The action of one giving one’s mother wood
Harvey- “Bruno mush just gave your mum decent humpy like”
Bruno- “ Fuck sake not again”