Elizabeth Hurley

Elizabeth Hurley is a slutty U.K actress that got more publicity for Hugh Grant's screwing around with a black transvestite named Devine Brown than what she ever got in her whole entire life.

Elizabeth Hurley. Please see slut, white trash, gold digger, tramp, Scarlet O'Hara, pussy pinch, portable casting couch, casting couch, sling fuck, cock worshipper, Cock-Death, Vampirism, strawberry-Sundae, super slut, anal slut, cum slut, piss slut, down syndrome slut and cum tart.

Elizabeth Hurley said, "I thought I was Passenger 69, not 59?"

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dorothea hurley

the luckiest god dam bitch on the freaken planet! married to jon bon jovi. they were high skool sweetharts. have 4 kids together. she not that pretty. jon could do so much better!
an ugly girl with a god like hot guy.
also:
a chick that gets cheated on but doesnt care.

seth's new Girlfriend is such a dorothea hurley!

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Hurley Dive

A swimming start resulting in a belly-flop and a red mark on your belly lasting at least 10 minutes

Wow, you stink at swimming. not to mention that you do Hurley Dives. ** chuckling while pointing to your red mark **

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hurley, mississippi

A very small and quaint place made up of of simple people. It’s the epitome of a one light town. This 4-way stop is in the center of it all and “going to town” means you’re going to be driving through it. A Dixie Depot, Food Tiger, Family Dollar and Dollar General, recently added Pizza Hut and a few other shops makes it all feel like a scene from a Hallmark movie and you sorta half expect romantic music to begin playing as a young couple embrace each other after a long battle with love, heartbreak, life lessons and whatever else Hallmark can fit into a 90 minute movie. Their relationship is much like a plane caught in turbulence and here in this “they almost gotta red light” community, they’ve found love. Thanks, Hallmark.

In and of this old fashioned place, you’ll find more than just a few shopping venues, you’ll find southern hospitality, manners, chivalry and a whole lotta ma’am’s and sir’s. Traditions run deep and the “Hey. How are ya? How’s ya mama n’em?” seem to never run out. Men shake hands. Women give warm hugs. And the children behave like children. Hurley has not a single hotel or bed and breakfast. Overnighters are those that have family or friends so if this place sounds like somewhere ya wanna visit, Mobile, Alabama is 20 minutes away. They scenery is quite pleasant so don’t fret on the lengthy drive. You’ll be glad you made the trip. Happy traveling y’all!

Hey! We’re almost to Hurley, Mississippi. Oh wait, there it went.

jay hurley

A gay guy who plays fortnite all day. Touches kids on the daily!

A: did you see Jay Hurley? He's soo gay!
B: i saw him touching little boys!

matthew hurley

The nicest, and most polite person you`ll ever meet. This person is more than likely a boy, handsome/pretty, and Matthew doesn't know it, Matthew is quiet, Matthew is looked at as a weird or awkward person, but that is so he can talk to the people that will talk to him first so he knows who his friends are. Be nice to Matthew, he wants friends but doesn't know how to.

WOW MATTHEW HURLEY IS A MOUSE PAD< CREAMY CHEESE.
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT HIS UNDERWARE!

Jacob Hurley

An amazing guy who makes all the girls fall to their knees. hes kind, considerate, caring, sweet, smart and not to mention an absolute hottie. he definitely has a way with words and falls easily. hes popular, fun to be around, easy to talk to, reliable, giving and has a hell of a temper sometimes, but hes worth the fight. hes amazing in bed and amazing as a person. hes also the perfect guy to fall for, he will definatley catch you.

"Hi im Jacob Hurley"
*Girls fall to their knees*

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