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The age-old "easy for you to say" confirmation that you would indeed be kind/liberal with extra resources **if you had them**.
A "classic" tongue-in-cheek reference to hypothetical generosity is related in the humorous short story "Downeast Socialism", by Maine humorist Marshall Dodge: Ethan Robay was tellin' Enoch Turner 'bout the lectshuh he'd heard Norman Thomas give about Socialism. "It's all 'bout SHARIN', Enoch --- with socialism, a fella SHAYUHS ever'thin' with his neighbuh."
"Does dat mean, Ethan, dat if you had two fahms, you'd give me one of dem?" Enoch asked.
"Ayuh --- if I had two fahms, Enoch, I'd give you one of them," Ethan replied.
"And does dat also mean, if you had two hay-rakes, you'd give me one of dem, too?" Enoch puhsisted.
"Yuh --- if I had two hay-rakes, I'd give you one of them," Ethan confirmed.
Enoch cocked his nose a might and flashed Ethan a crafty smirk. "And if you had two **hogs**, Ethan --- would you give me one of DEM??"
"DANG you, Enoch --- you KNOW that I **got** two HOGS!"
A wiki hosted on Wikia for tropical cyclone enthusiasts who want to make articles for all kinds of tropical cyclones regardless of strength or location.
A friend invited me to contribute on the Hypothetical Hurricanes Wiki.
A website hosted on Wikia/FANDOM where weather enthusiasts can create fictional, hypothetical hurricanes.
I heard he planned to join the Hypothetical Hurricanes Wiki earlier this week.
A conversation of speaking of words of hypothetical or imaginative descriptive scenarios
Lucy: "What would you do if I grew a pair of wings and flew but flew into a street lamp?"
Johnny boy: "I would laugh with my homies."
This is hypothetical speaking imagination conversation
If you want to bring up something that matters, I'll be here, if you want to bring up more hypothetical bullshit, I'm an unborn ghost that nobody ever thought about before.
It's a more sophisticated way of saying "alcohol jacket." Saying that you're wearing an alcohol jacket makes you seem a little less classy. Not only is saying you're wearing a hypothetical coat more entertaining, it's also a little less obvious.
After a night of drinking:
Guy 1: "Man! It's so cold out here. I can't believe we're drunk and walking home in the snow!"
Guy 2: "I know!"
Guy 1: 'Hey, aren't you cold in just a t-shirt?"
Guy 2: "No way man! I'm wearing my hypothetical coat!"
1. Raw Hypothetical is a phrase used to describe an ideal hypothetical situation or even more simply, raw data.
2. It may also be used to describe something as awesome
Use 1:
A: If you were the president, that would be awesome
B: That is a raw hypothetical
Use 2:
A:That girl is hot...the thing I'd do to her!
B: Raw hypothetical!