E X S I S T T H R O U G H T H E M U L T I V E R S E

When you get philosophical and you think of things through time and space, sometimes even why things are what and why not others

Guy 1: Hey bud, let's watch Ant Ma-
Guy 2: E X S I S T T H R O U G H T H E M U L T I V E R S E. ERADICATE ALL OF EXISTANCE WITH FEATHERS

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I L Y S M I W K M S F Y

Why is it, ' ily ' and not, 'I love you so much I would kms for you'

A: I L Y S M I W K M S F Y
B: <33

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m a r i n a s

Possessor of a beyond-gargantuan ding dong.

Wowzers trousers! Look at that m a r i n a s and his absolute pecker!

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F I S H

TO REPEATEDLY BEAT A WOMEN INTO THE FUCKING GROUND USING A FISH PREFERABLY A SALMON OR CATFISH. ONCE SHE IS A PULP DRINK THE FLUID OF YOUR DREAMS.

ay man i gave my gf the F I S H, she's been quiet ever since. Best time of my life!

I. B. I. A. S.

an acronym standing for " Insane, Backward, InAppropriate Shape". Essentially another word for "hawili"

That guy over there murdering someone using his third arm is an I. B. I. A. S., no doubt about it.

Lick my cl*t where I s**t

A classy but sassy way to tell someone to F*** off

-Lick my cl*t where I s**t- To tell someone to f**k off

Person A- yo lemme get that bag of doritos

Person B-Lick my clit where I sh*t

The S H I T S

Diarrhea or explosive diarrhea so bad to the point where you have to take of all your clothes.
What happened so me this morning.

Eww why does it smell to bad in this bathroom?
Oh yeah it smells like ass because Jonathan had The S H I T S.
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