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A girl who is so ugly you can't bare to look at her. But her face is actually not that bad.
Rob "Yo check out that huge b*tch"
Dimitri "Wow shes huge but her face isn't that bad"
Greg "Holy shit she's got an I can't believe its not butter face"
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used to say that you will not believe something until it happens.
He says he is going to decorate the family room, but I 'll believe it when I see it
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A statement of frustration said when one is about to say something and is interrupted abruptly; usually with a punch to the face.
Note: It has to be said in a non-enthusiastic, brittish, calm and polite manner, if you will.
Example:
Some guy: "Hello everyone, i'm here today to talk about... *PUNCHED IN THE FACE*
Same guy: "Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this."
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Best response to being punched. Ever.
Guy #1: *Punches Guy #2 in the face*
Guy #2: "Ah fuck. I can't believe you've done this."
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Expression of anger after someone has annoyed you
"Ah fuck I can't believe you've done this Barry why did you break my mum's lamp."
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A phrase used in a situation where your ears or your eyes will not even believe what is going on. So your tits are there to change up a common phrase to help express the amount of shock and sensory overload you are going through.
Receiving a terrible grade or getting in trouble at work and then finding out moments later that, that one person who really turns you on either has a significant other or doesn't want to be with you...and then realizing you have the shits
..."I cannot believe my tits right now"
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What Peter Griffin likes to say at random times, usually after other characters say "I can't believe..."
Meg: I can't believe I'm still jealous.
Lois: I can't believe I touched him.
Peter: I still can't believe it's not butter!
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