what i did last night

your mom

what i did last night?? your mom...

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I did not have sexual relations with that woman

The biggest lie in modern history. Said by one of the most noteworthy presidents of the 20th century, yes folks William Clinton himself.

America: Did u hit that yet Bill?
Bill: I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
America: Oh...

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I did nazi see nothing

A racist retort given when a blatant racist act is brought to someone's attention. Usually that person is white, but thinks instinctively that admitting the racist act and therefore racism exists, would somehow undermine white supremacy’s grip on the world, which would hurt white interest, negatively impact their white privilege and thus damage or degrade their living standards - of course, what would actually happen is the opposite, White people’s living standards would actually improve as a rising tide lifts all ships, but shhh don’t tell the white man that.

Man: Oh my god that cop just choked that black man to death on camera
White man: I did nazi see nothing
Also white man: HUMAN RIGHTS and FREEDOM!!!!
World:…..

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I swear I did some research

writer’s defense when using factual information from research that was not clearly cited from its original source.

This essay about Einstein is amazing but what part of the paragraph was his knowledge and what part was from the book? I’m sure he'll say "I swear I did some research," but I need to see which information comes from the book.

I did not come here to make friends!

A phrase that pops up in lots of competitive reality television shows such as Survivor, The Apprentise, Flavor of Love, and many, many, more. What is intresting about this phrase is that you would never say it anywhere outside of television. Even if you were in a position where you where not there to make friends you would not gain anything by anouncing it.

On a competitive reality television show

Person 1: I am going to win this and you know it!
Person 2: Oh no you won't! I will fight you if I have to! I did not come here to make friends!

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i done did that

Been there done that

To land roovers to range roovers niggas with automatics

Niggas ridin' big bodies I done did that

I'm ridin' jags drop top and I can do that

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ATTENTION CUSTOMERS: I DID YOUR MOM

Saying this at a grocery store or any store (e.g Farm Boy, Sobeyes, Walmart etc.)

The teenager somehow got to the intercom in Walmart and said, "ATTENTION CUSTOMERS: I DID YOUR MOM"

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