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Preppish for "I don't want to go out with you because you suck."
meanwhile she fucks 5 different guys on the same night. What a lame ass excuse!
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The best damn band to ever walk British soil.
With the king of safistication, Matthew on drums and the kings of ?, Andrew on guitar, with a whole host of other artists, you gotta check them out.
Now appearing on stage its I HAVE NO HAM!!!
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a common phrase if you genuinely experience diarrhea
Random person: "i have diarrhea, please help"
Doctor: "N o."
"I have boner," is a wonderful ice breaker with really hot chicks.
Usually results in fairly quick hot monkey sex.
"I have boner," Louie said to the unbelievably gorgeous hot chick standing next to him at the bar.
"My place is just around the corner," replied the stunner, "let's go boink our brains out."
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An old excuse for couples or families who have a baby. They use the baby to get advantage of others ,and since no one can resist the cuteness of a baby , people often do whatever they say. Well.. some do.
Example 1:
Saanzan: * walks into a line for the release of the new iPhone*
Randomdickhead2010: Mind if I can butt in line? I have a baby, so you better move or else I'll tell everyone you're a baby hater.
Saanzan: Should I care? Besides I got here a while ago!
Randomdickhead2010: OMG! YOU'RE A FAG! I'M GETTING THE SECURITY!!!
Example 2:
Randomdickhead2010: Can I have $20? Please , I have a baby! For my sake, please give me $20!
Saanzan: Too fucking bad, I worked hard for this money, even if you have a baby; I will not give you money.
Randomdickhead2010: I'M TELLING THE POLICE!!!
Example 3:
Randomdickhead2010: Don't hit me with the fucking basketball!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have a baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saanzan: Dude, you're fucking 200 metres away from us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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