i feel like dying

From a Lil wayne song
wen u smoke weed and u lose the feelin he uses the exprestion "i feel like dying"
especially if you smoke everyday

" If My Brother Doesnt Have any More I Feel Like Dying"

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Everyone I don't like

Literally Hitler.

Everyone I don't like is literally Hitler, everyone except for me!
Everyone I don't like is literally Hitler, let's have a look and see:
- Donald Trump
- PewDiePie
- Pepe the Frog
- Hand signs
- Free speech
- Godwin's law

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i feel like a movie

Feeling as though something is happening to you in a way to make it look like a movie.

Brian: Dude, kevin and justin just got arrested by the cops. They blamed you and now there after you!
Matthew: Oh snap dude, i feel like a movie.

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I really like you

I want to sex you up

Hey baby, you should know that ever since I met you, that "I really like you."

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I might like you

Something girls out of you league tell you because they feel sorry for you

Boy: "J, I still like you..."
Girl: *of sh*t did he just say that* "I might like you..."

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I just like the song

the defense you use when someone calls you out after you post a facebook status (works best if they're song lyrics) so blatantly about someone. most likely with whom you have just had a falling out with. this is a very combative strategy because in one phrase you can both deny being weak and also make your opponent seem self absorbed.

Josh: I saw what you just posted about me on facebook. you can't even say it to my face.
Sonia: who said it was about you?! i just like the song....

i would like to apologize

"I messed up again and i don't get why I'm so stupid"

Destiny "hunter why'd you drop that" hunter "i would like to apologize"