I Fart When I Fuck

The act of flatulence during intercourse. Usually only occurs with rugged ass bitches, who scream "I fart when I fuck"

Guy 1: Hey you see that girl over there?
Guy2: Yeah she's rugged, she probably screams "I fart when I fuck!"

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i will in me fuck

I can absolutely state that I will never be doing what you just asked me to do. In fact if you keep asking me I might just do the opposite.

Dad: Billy can you take out the rubbish to the bin.

Billy: I will in me fuck.

I was FUCKING safe!

The most famous words ever uttered in baseball towards the umpire

"What?! he didn't even catch the ball! I was FUCKING safe!"

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I Will Fuck You

Term used to induce fear, hopelessness, and unconfert.

Usually used at partys by the really drunk guy.
can be taken two way funny or vary offencive.

Person 1: hey man can you go get me a beer?
Person 2: HEY "I WILL FUCK YOU"!!!!!

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i don't fuck

Used to express your feelings about a situation or a person or even a place. It basically means I don't care. It can also mean you don't associate with someone.

Friend: have you done your homework?
Other friend: guy I don't fuck !

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I fuck with that

Saying "I fuck with that" means you like something. You're all about it. You like it a lot

That picture of that burger... I fuck with that.

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i can fuck with that

I am in support of the proposed activity.

"Want to watch the Food Network Channel?"
"I can fuck with that."

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