A mofo test that belongs in hell and should have been Sister Snached off the Education System.
Teacher- We have a test today
The whole class- *sighs* and *cries*
Teacher- oh, I forgot. Itβs an I Ready. Get your chrome books!
Whole class- * screams in British*
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a bullshit website that questions your faith in humanity
i-ready is shit
A website created by the government to trick teachers into torturing their kids. The side effects of i-Ready are suicidal thoughts due to boredom. Another side effect is cringing because of how the characters try to be hip with the kids.
Teacher: How should we torture our kids on this wonderful day?
Teacher 2: I don't know, make them do 906 minutes of i-Ready?
Teacher: Great idea!
The least effective way to make a student learn, and the most effective way to make a student kill themselves
Florida: oi lets buy i-ready
Governor: Ok, but not actually, let's trick the students into moving out of Florida so they can "get away from i-ready" and when they learn it's in other states they'll kill themselves.
A 40 minute waste of time. Sometimes theres a short lesson but the teacher counts it as half a lesson like iutgnitugnpgnirengprntirgn. No. Ban hammer them. If schools do make students do this bias crap when I have kids ill homeschool their asses.
Litterly me when i fail an I-Ready lesson.
A common response to the question. Are you ready ?
Hey are you ready to do this ? I was Born Ready.
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