Pseudo-int

A pseudo-intellectual

With all his breast-beating and his quoting of brand-name intellectuals, he likes to give the impression that he is a high-minded individual concerned about society and politics. The truth is he does it only to impress girls and to garner fawning syncophants to stroke his ego. Otherwise, he really has no interest in others, no matter what they might bring to a conversation. That's why he's a pseudo-int.

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Vera Int Veen

Vera Int Veen is the German counterpart to Rosie O' Donnell.
She's fat, a talk show host and I believe she's a lesbian too.

Vera Am Mittag Was Bin Ich

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Gay int you?

A quick and easy way to insult someone that you find annoying. Often without them realising what you have said. Implying that the subject is homosexual.

Best heard in a Bristolian accent.

'Oi mate'

'Yes?'

'Gay int you?'

*grumbles*

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put wood int 'ole

the yorkshire slang for, "can you shut the door please?"

oi, buddy, can you put wood int 'ole?

Jag äter inte glass

The swedish phrase for "I won't eat ice cream" meaning you're a noob in many ways. Created by Lord Anton Pinét Magnusson.

Jag är ingen pedofil, jag äter inte glass!
(I'm no pedophile, cause i won't eat ice cream!)

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Tänd inte lampor med tändstickor

"A Swedish saying that simply means not to use ineffective or inproper methods to solve a problem. For example; a student uses a hammer to cut wood in half." -Brevqvist

A: Why doesn't it work?
B: Tänd inte lampor med tändstickor am I right? You are using the wrong tool dear.

Bär inte paveljonger med glaskranar

A famous Swedish saying meaning to use the right tools for the right task. -Brevqvist

A: Why is my condom always breaking when I'm putting it on?
B: Bär inte paveljonger med glaskranar, you are supposed to use your hands not your scissors.