65% Solution

An Anti-child Legistlation that seeks to undermine public schools by slashing their funding. This idea came in responce at the failed attempt by the Far-Right to replace schools with voucher programs.

65% Solution will undermine our childrens education and allow us to fall further behind" Bob said in front of the school commitee.

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Chinese solution

A three pronged solution for a problem, the solution being very immoral. First coined by Erich Honecker, a East German politician, who was referring to the Tiananmen Square Massacre of 1989, in regards on what to do about the crowds of pro-democratic protestors/demonstrators in East Germany.

1. To take an extremely aggressive stance on the problem, as well as employing an extremely aggressive solution, making sure to always break UN international laws and all known morality principles in the process while conducting said solution,

2. To always deny any involvement, existance or knowledge of such event,

3. The extensive use of propaganda, censorship, intimidation, blackmail, extortion or any other methods to alter the opinions of the public of the solution, often going as far as to, persuading the public into approving of the solution, turning a blind eye or to be ignorant of the solution and the censorship and suppression of any information that antagonises said guilty party.

'There was a written order from Hoenecker, for a so-called "Chinese solution". It could of been worse than Bejing,'

-Markus Wolf, former head of East Germany's intelligence agencies.

solution solver

A person who can find an insurmountable problem for every solution.

We were in danger of running out of problems until our solution solver Barry came in and solved all the solutions that had been decided.

Anal solute

A type of fart that forms above the butt hole, making it penetrate out into the open air and form an out crying roar of a fart as it dispenses an awful smell. All while making its self present in a respectful way out the butthole.

This anal solute is really a bakin’ and a smakin ‘ in my Booty tootie

contact solution

multi - purpose no rub solution that is used for soft contact lenses to remove harmful protiens and clean

hey i have contacts and i use contact solution

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saline solution

saline solutin

saline solution

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Presidential Solution

To solve a problem with a half assed attempt, utilizing poor quality materials with little thought to as how long the fix will last.

The trunk of my car would not stay shut, so I came up with a Presidential Solution and wired it shut with a coat hanger.

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