if i were gay

if you say this, you are, in fact, gay

ella- if i were gay, i would totally date her, she’s so hot and i love her personality, she’s just so awesome
me- ella, you’re gay

I don't speak gay

Someone not speaking the gay language

Sorry, I don't speak gay.

I that yore gay

A poor attempt at an insult to hurl inside online multiplayer gaming chat.
I that yore gay is the retard equivalent of "no u."
Stopping someone with an "I that yore gay" mid sentence is life changing, and that person will most likely be a downer for the rest of the year.
Be sure to use with extreme caution.

Retard #1: Yeah, you're literally shit at this game, go find another lobby
Retard #2: I that yore gay

Am I gay buzzfeed quiz

Annoying

I took a Am I gay buzzfeed quizz and im 69% gay!