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The excuse your "friend" uses to avoid coming over to your house for a meal on Easter Sunday.
Bruh...it's home improvement Sunday... It's a thing...I promise I didn't just make it up.
A female celebrity with a huge grotesque grin. Coined by radio DJ's Don and Mike to describe Cameron Diaz.
A reference to the poisoned products that The Joker unleashed on Gotham City in the movie "Batman" which killed their victims and left them with horrific grins on their faces.
I hear Justin Timberlake is dating New And Improved Joker Product
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That just means they have bought another factory in China to produce 100,000 cartons a day. Made up of 80% saw dust.
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What you write when you release an update for a piece of software, but are too lazy to make a proper changelog.
What's new in this version:
Bug fixes and performance improvements
a phrase meaning: learn how to correctly talk to your elders
younger brother: yo Amos, you big bully of a brother, give me your candy. Where the hell did you get anyways?
Amos: Sean, I am giving you three choices. now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. one either beat the crap out of you for talking to me like that, two you eat your own cheese, or three, last but not least, you improve your vocabulary. Got that? Now, give me an answer.
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a phrase meaning: learn how to correctly talk to your elders
younger brother: yo Amos, you big bully of a brother, give me your candy.
Amos: Sean, I am giving you three choices. now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. one I either beat the crap out of you for talking to me like that and you eat your own cheese, or two you improve your vocabulary. Got that?
improved tenfold two steps forward, one back
The football team have improved eightfold under the new coach. They’ve won all the games but there not quite the finished article.
Since meeting Becs, Toms life ‘improved eightfold’ He seems happier, but his outgoings on phone repairs are through the roof.