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couch

a good old place where we all get naked

last night we had a crazy orgy on the couch

by Cptn Mexico January 23, 2005

29๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž


couched

When one certain girl is screwed over big time by one certain boy (who may or may not have the name Mike Couch). Can be applied to many different situations, but always results in a not so smitten girl and a douche-bag boy who doesn't even know what's going on.

A: So basically he doesn't even know the word "Hi."
E: Wow, cunt. You got couched. Big time!

by JustGotCouched November 5, 2008

6๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Couch

To be couched is when someone hugs you while sitting on a couch, and during the embrace this person leans back into the couch. Thus, you will receive a face full of couch cushion, and lack the ability to breathe momentarily.

When I hugged Yost, he couched me in the face.

"Are you hungry?"
"No"
"Why?"
"Because I just ate a mouthful of couch!"

by Krystin Wagner November 29, 2007

12๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Couch

A lazy person.

Dude, quit being such a couch and meet us out at the field for a killer game of ultimate frisbee.

by Ze Braddlesnake February 4, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


couching it

Professing your love for a supposed girlfriend in public, while jumping onto a couch.

"Tom Cruise was couching it when he told oprah the news"

by P3Ace January 4, 2006

10๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


couched

when you are laid out on the couch and can not move, or don't want to move.

When you are on the phone and lying down on the couch talking to your friend. He asks you if you want to go out? you don't even want to move off the couch, so you tell your friend you are couched.

by Rob Favretto January 5, 2008

6๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


couch

Another word for a Harley Davidson type motorcycle, usually spoken by people who drive crotch rockets.

Look at that dude riding his couch thinken he's bad.

by lilyredd February 15, 2006

12๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž