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When a girl does something so stimulating you Jizz in your pants and make that crazy retarded face that all of us guys do.
"My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?"
And I Jizz in my pants!.
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You think of a song title and then add "in my pants" to the end of it.
see also: in my pants
Examples of the in my pants game:
Free falling in my pants.
My life would suck without you in my pants.
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To cum prematurely in your pants.
Man she made me pow in my pants.
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When a gay nigga tries to get in your pants.
"OH FUCK! THERES A NIGGA IN MY PANTS"
what happens to men when they discover bruce willis is dead at the end of sixth sense.
when i bruce willis was dead at the end of sixth sense i.. JIZZED IN MY PANTS.
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One can "ink in their pants" when they are very excited. It is interchangeable to "getting a boner" but "ink in my pants" can be used by both sexes.
I nearly inked my pants when I saw Dave Matthews at Red Rocks.
Watching that stripper do the splits at Shotgun Willie's made me ink in my pants.
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