Naked in my bed with socks on

A quick comeback that works with virtually anything. It usually renders the opponent stressed, deluded and somewhat horny.

Person 1 "I raped your mum"
Person 2 "Naked in my bed with socks on"
Person 1 "Oh"
Person 2 *walks away like a boss*

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Want my socks?

-an exclamation expressing anger, displeasing, or reject of a thing and/or person.

-can also refer to leaving a facility or environment with someone to make love

Example1
person1: why are you such an ass
person2: Im sorry, you want my socks?

example2
person1: want my socks?
person2: yea lets bounce honey

“shock in my socks”

noun.
a rock in your shoe,
or
one of those prickly plant cunts in your shoe.

ex.
1: Ah hell.
2: What?
1: Oh, I gotta “shock in my socks”.

Pee my socks

When you can’t hold your pee too much you go in your socks and Piss

Timmy: I need to use the restroom cuz my dad holding the line hmmmmmm let me pee my socks *pees in socks*

blend my socks

When you are just so mad at something, you can’t help but want to blend your socks

The act of putting socks in the blender due to rage

That post was so idiotic it made me want to blend my socks
.

beat me down to my socks

The loss of all currency one had on them, usually from being robbed or gambling debts.

Randy and I were playing high stakes tik tak toe. I blew everything that I came with, he beat me down to my socks.

stick my sock in some soup

when you’re about to clock out and go to bed

guys i’m sorry i’m so tired, i’m gonna have to stick my sock in some soup

or the sock has been souped