the one

A positive phrase in the civillian sector, but in the military it is used negatively. You do something stupid, then you're "that guy" that gets everyone fucked up because of your actions. This type of marine is also referred to as a shitbag, buddy fucker, garbage, etc.

Drill instructor: "Don't be the one that gets caught stealing peanut butter packets from the chow hall! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!"

(1 day later) Drill Instructor: "GOOD! Recruit dumbass decided to steal peanut butter from the chow hall and eat it on firewatch! Fuck the Drill Instructor right? GET THE FUCK ON THE QUARTERDECK RIGHT NOW!"

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The One

1.) The person you are meant to be with. Your soulmate.
2.) Neo's true person in The Matrix.
3.) Your perfect choice when doing something, store, car dealership, police lineup, etc..
4.) A very good movie starring Jet Li and Jason Statham traveling to paralell universes.

1.) Dude, I know it, she is the one.
2.) Morpheus: He IS the one.
3.) Policeman: Is that the man who robbed you, ma'am? Woman: Yes, he's the one who did it.
4.) Am I the ONLY person on the planet that thought The One was a good movie. I bet you couldn't have done any better..... Jackass.

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In one

In one refers to one being completely obliterated by alcohol and having the time of their lives

Damn dude, I was absolutely in one at Rachel's party last night.

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On The One

The same as on point really.

Anything you like a lot would qualify.

Have you seen Menace II Society Yet?

That shit was on the one.....

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The One

The person believed to be the soul-mate, ultimate lover, perfect bride/groom to whoever is using said term.

Oh, Martha, I think he just might be the one.

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One

To close out a meeting, dialogue or some instance of communication with another/others by equating this term with "take care."

"Ayight man, I'm bout to bounce, I'll holla at you later. One."

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the one

that annoying asshole from the matrix

anyone: "you're the one!"

keanu: "what?"

anyone: "youre the one!"

keanu: "what? why am i here?"

anyone: "cause you're the one!"

keanu: "you havent answered my question"

anyone: "i just did you fucking dipshit!"

keanu: "what?"

anyone: "goddamit you're lucky you're the one cause theirs about ten billion people that want to punch your dumbass in the face"

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