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A state that is a vast void of not-happenings. Also Garfield.
I went to Indiana and literally all I remember is the lack of any distinct good or bad there. Also I guess Garfield.
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It may be just an average state, but sure as hell is better than those inbred Southern states, especially its neighbor Kentucky. Sure, the people can be ignorant, antiquated and shortsighted, but not as much as the South. Sure, the weather changes often, but not as badly as in Alaska. Okay, so it's a little quaint, but Michiganders to the north come to Indiana to buy cheaper cigarettes, Power Ball lottery tickets and fireworks that are illegal in Michigan. There's no beaches, but at least it has Lake Michigan, which is more than I can say for Kansas, Iowa, Nebraska or Oklahoma. There are no mountains whatsoever but at least it has some scenic hills in Brown County, south of Indianapolis. Sure it has a lot of corn, but its the corn that makes Indiana a major ethanol producer and will bring in billions of $$ when the Middle east refuses to sell us oil in the future. Most importantly, it’s not Kentucky or West Virginia, thank God!!
Indianapolis is it's capital and the 12th largest U.S. city.
Indiana is quaint with a lot of rednecks south of Bloomington, but at least it isnt Kentucky.
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Indiana. It may just be the most diverse state in the U.S. It has many rich spoiled people with too much money to handle, and it also has crazy rednecks who love some racing. Many Hoosiers in areas such as Speedway, Indianapolis, or anywhere close to it, love Indycar. The others in roughly average, race equated areas, think Nascar is fast for some reason, when in reality, if you know racing, you know Nascar is actually slow as shit. Many of the upper-class mates like Formula 1, and support Lewis Hamilton, only because he wins too many races.
The children in Indiana however, range from thugs who can't pull up their pants and beat their teachers, to spoiled rich boys who wear Sperrys, khaki shorts, Vinyard Vines shirts, and have a lanyard hanging out of their front pocket with their car keys inside. And they are all mixed into the same school districts.
The adults however range from poor elderly people to snobby soccer moms who act like they actually give a shit about their children, when in reality, they don't. These adults in Indiana also like to call the police if you skate, run parkour, are walking alone if your under 35, or breathe.
To sum it up, Indiana is a shit hole except for racing.
Bobby: Daddy, I wanna take the race car and go racin!
Father: Well, load that sum bitch in the hauler to take it to Indiana and lets race the hell outta it son!
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America's armpit. Located between the beautiful state of Illinois and the average state of Ohio, Indiana is the laughing stock of the Midwest and the honorary recipient of the "Most Confederate Northern State" award due to their hatred of blacks and gays. In fact, the KKK was born in the State of Indiana.
Features of Indiana include America's toilet Gary in the Northwest, a lot of corn in the center, and inbred hicks populating the region south of Bloomington. Residents use Indianapolis as the state's saving grace of civilization, but it is no northern metropolis. The suburbs are full of the same hicks that populate the rest of the state - just that they are well-to-do hicks, kind of like those guys on that duck show.
Illinois and Ohio are considering proposals that would use Indiana as their official dumping ground for all waste. This would accomplish both improving the conditions of those states as well as putting Indiana out of its misery once and for all.
Illinoisan 1: "I'm thinking of driving out to New York this summer to visit a buddy."
Illinoisan 2: "Better fly instead - each minute spent in Indiana lowers your IQ by 20 points."
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A state that is full of rednecks if you go to the southern parts suck as sullivan county, terre haute, etc... but if you get to the northern part around roselawn, south bend, demotte, etc... its really pretty, and there arent a bunch of rednecks who fuck thier cousins. The further up north you get in indiana, the better looking people get and the less redneck they are
southern indiana makes me want to shoot myself in the head
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The most useless state in all of America, even though it is a northern state about 75% of its population like to think they are from the south and try to speak like they have a southern accent but just sound like idiots. Northern Hoosiers take pride in knowing they are close to Chicago and about 50% are rednecks. Middle Indiana has about 75% rednecks, and southern Indiana has about 90% rednecks.
I am from Indiana, pretty much the worst state in America, I give it a -1 star on yelp
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