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The single-most sad movie in the MCU. You will cry, your father will cry, and that 19yr old dude sitting next to you will cry. It ruins your hopes and dreams at the start, in the middle, and at the end. It will also make you either have PTSD of the color purple or will make you want to fuck Thanos.
Bro, I just saw Avengers: Infinity War, and it ruined me.
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Similar to ass crayon. The feeling after taking a huge dump that your wiping is doing nothing for your coulo. It almost seems as though you will never get off the toilet, and you will be wiping for all eternity.
After exiting the washroom at a party, Dan is asked: "what took you so long in there man", Dan replies "Infinity wipe, bro".
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The ultimate comeback, stronger than even “no u”. Cannot be countered by any other “no u” or it’s related counterparts.
Steven: ur mom gay lol
John: ur dad lesbian
Steven: no u
John: don’t make me do it
Steven: no balls
John: no u infinity
*Steven implodes into singularity, creating such a strong gravitational force in which he engulfs everyone*
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Party poopers who ruin the whole concept of "Jinx." Happens when someone says something at the same time as someone else and they both say jinx at the same time. After maybe five times of saying jinx together, one says 'Jinx Infinity' and claims he wins.
Bob: Jinx Infinity!!!
Tony: Whatta a douche.
Infinity on High is the third studio album by American rock band Fall Out Boy. The title is taken from a letter written by Vincent van Gogh to his brother Theo in 1888. The line that inspired the title is "Be clearly aware of the stars and infinity on high. Then life seems almost enchanted after all."
I found Infinity on High to be an insightful album.
The scientifically proven way to have your heart shatter into thousands of pieces indistinguishable from the ashes of your favorite character that perished in this movie.
Random Guy: Infinity War broke me.
His Friend: The sun will shine on us again, brother.