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Inspection Shelf

The flat horizontal portion of an European, Eastern European and Middle Eastern style commode, which function is to provide a surface in which fecal matter has a place to rest. This is so the distributor of said feces can inspect the item to gain insight on the health of his, her, they, them or otherwise's internal organs and fecal matter produciton efficiency.

I sure am thankful that these restrooms have a sufficient 'inspection shelf' for me to lay my log upon. If they didn't, I wouldn't have been able to determine that I did eat that much corn last night. I surely don't recall consuming that much.

by Karl Hungus January 10, 2023


Balls Inspection Day

On October 17th, you and the boys give each other an annual check up for health purposes. Such activities include mutual fondling and the ball durability test.

No way dude, it's Balls Inspection Day! Lemme dab up your little amigos down there.

by gaymfgayming August 18, 2022


Roof Inspection

Term used in the construction industry to signify someone leaving early or taking the day off with out an excuse.

Sam said he had a roof inspection today, so he won’t make it in until after lunch.

by GCLingo July 21, 2022


za inspection

Originating from online memes. Za inspection means “inspecting” weed to make sure it is not laced or just bad in general.

Ed: “I just picked up from that guy who’s kinda sketchy.”
Glen: “We gotta do a za inspection before we smoke.”

by hypersmack February 12, 2023


inspect the evacuation route

To inspect, and explore, one's anus.

Dan had to inspect Stuart's evacuation route, and it made him harder than Chinese algebra.

"Inspect the evacuation route, Dan"
"Don't fucking have to tell me twice."
*tongue drools*

by Phantom Spaceman July 20, 2017


cystematic inspection

A regularly-scheduled checkup wif a dermatologist.

Acne is unfortunately a natural part of adolescence; having cystematic inspections during dat period may not really help much.

by QuacksO October 16, 2021


House inspection UK

It means that your mom kicked u out, you then become homeless for 2-5 months until you get a entry level job then your purchase a apartment in the projects and then you rap career starts

Damn bro you on that house inspection uk type of timing yessir

by DRESS MAN May 1, 2022